Posted 1 week ago

humorous:

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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Posted 1 week ago

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

Posted 1 week ago

thegestianpoet:

barbellbasics:

This, this and more this!

look at the last pic help

(Source: menandtheirdogs)

Posted 2 weeks ago

20daysofjune:

vohnx:

queeniman:

janemba:

koolthing:

hallekiefer:

Iggy Azalea Ft. Charli XCX - “Fancy”

DEMO VERSION, NO AUTOTUNE! SUPER RARE!!!

This is SO good

dead

YAAAS go awf iggy!!

OMFG

Yas bitch the real you 

(Source: chamberlain)

Posted 2 weeks ago

paradox221bbakerstreet:

I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’

Posted 2 weeks ago

pfefferi:

the word radical reminds me of this cup

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(Source: doppelgender)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
Posted 2 weeks ago

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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Posted 3 weeks ago