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nacholibrety:

the writers of this show literally wrote down anything that popped in their head and it’s absolutely perfect

Posted 2 days ago

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

Posted 2 days ago

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

Posted 2 days ago
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gaulllimaufry:

feeling kin d a tired lately. , , 

Posted 2 days ago

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Posted 2 days ago

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

Posted 2 days ago

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

image

Posted 2 days ago

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

Posted 2 days ago

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